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DAY 21 - 23

Cruise Day 21, Friday June 27th

We were up early, coffee in hand and headed over to the fuel pumps at 7:00 am to drop $444.00 for 148 gallons. Of course the girl at the pump didn't know what the weather forecast was and why we asked was beyond me - they never know. At least at the Marinas in the U.S.A. not only do they know the forecast, they post it for all to see at any time. So, off we go and leave Grand Bahama Island at 7:30 am in the calmest waters yet - yeah! We are cruising along just shaking our heads - how could our luck be this good? It just isn't our style to have such good fortune - calm (and I mean flat) water for miles and miles and we say to each other "we have never had such great water on one of our trips". At one point the flat water started to move slightly in a calm rolling motion and I thought it looked very much like the water beds of old (I'm rolling as I'm typing here). So, what's the old saying? Never-say-never…. Don't count your chickens before they hatch…. Don't let the green grass fool you? That's right, in our inimitable fashion, as we are cruising along at 20 knots with some very small buildings in sight in the distance on the shores of Florida and feeling pretty damn good about life, the engines DIE. Oh good. Thank God the Captain remains calm in situations like this because the First-mate is anything but calm - quiet hysteria would be more like it. As Barry checks gauges, switches, gears, etc. I am quietly thinking of what my good friend Patty told me about the big black hole of the Bermuda Triangle out here just waiting to open up and swallow us - thanks, I needed that. It also brought to mind another disastrous trip we took a few years ago from Key West that involved 5' - 7' black waves and limping back on one engine, but that's another story. 

Well, it seems that both engines will run but only one will go into gear. We call our good buddy and friendly neighborhood Boat mechanic Brad (Brad's Marine Service) on the satellite phone (who cares if it's $1.60 a minute at a time like this) and he walks Barry though the engine well to check the drive shafts, gears, etc. Of course it would be at this point that the wind decides to kick up and the waves begin to roll, yes of course it would. The conclusion to all this checking, prodding and pulling is that Brad says we probably have a broken drive shaft or we lost a prop - did we hit anything he asked? I don't know, what could you hit in 500' of water and nothing in sight? Of course it would drive Barry crazy not knowing if he had lost a prop or not so of course he would want to get in the water and check, yes of course he would and of course it would be at a time like this that the swim ladder decides to stick and won't go down, but did that stop him - nope! Off he goes in the water, holding onto a line to check - yes the prop is still there which is a good thing, but now how does he get back on the boat? He manages to climb back up, probably with the help of a huge wave and off we go again to limp back on one engine at 6-8 knots an hour which should take us a mere 3 hours or so to get to Sailfish Marina to get a mechanic to look at the boat. Why did I keep singing the theme song to Gilligan's Island? 

There were a few good sights along the way - the Coast Guard being one, who did a wide circle of us probably because we were going very slow, zigzagging all over the place and still flying the Bahamian flag. The other was the sight of very tiny buildings on the Florida shore in the distance - so near and yet so far. Of course there was the odd boat here and there, but they were running on two engines and maybe that wasn't such a good sight - damn them all! Did I mention the skies growing darker, light rain falling, the wind getting stronger and the current swirling all around us? Needless to say, the events of the last three hours were not all that conducive to taking pictures. Did I mention the cruise ship that was passing ever so slowly blocking our way to the Inlet? Finally we get through Lake Worth Inlet which will take us into Sailfish Marina…. did I mention this was the busiest inlet with the most boat traffic, the lowest tide and the worst current that we've ever been in? We get to Sailfish Marina at 2:00 pm and they say they have a slip ready for us - that's not going to happen - Barry has been fighting with the wheel for three hours to keep it going in the direction it is supposed to go but fighting for not, as this boat was not cooperating. We had lost rudder control and the only way he could get it into the outer dock at Sailfish was by using forward, reverse and power it in close enough for me to throw a line to "a skinny young lad" who looked like he would fall in trying to haul the boat over to tie it up…. and we are coming in HARD. With me on the bow, Barry decides he needs to stop the stern from smashing into the concrete dock - very noble of him - however, with soap on his feet from the bilge and the wet deck from the rain (did I mention the rain) he made a tactical error by falling and allowing his ribs to meet with the rail along the sink enclosure and he went down HARD. There were a few good things that happened at the Marina - there was a mechanic already there - great guy named Phil Bathon, so he could look at the boat right away and there were divers (The Scuba Scrubbers) as well, so they too could look underneath the water level. Between the three of them, they announce we did in fact break a drive shaft inside the transmission - Brad was right. The mechanic says we have to get the boat hauled and he would work on it on Monday or Tuesday as he was on his way to Cape Coral (thanks for that information, that's where we were going). So now we have to get the boat all around to the other side of the channel, through the shallowest water and swirling current, around the busiest boat traffic and into a sling at the Riviera Beach Yachting Center - oh good. With no steering this was going to be not only tricky but near impossible. I won't mention that when we finally got over there (minor miracle) we docked at the wrong Marina and had to move over to another Marina to get it into the sling (major miracle). HE did it…in pain…in frustration… but HE did it! 

We get hauled out of the water in the sling and now we have to get off the bow of the boat and onto land while they put the boat on blocks - that of course means getting Salty to walk up the side of the boat (about 6" wide) onto the bow. Did I mention Salty and how great he was during all of this - what a boater he is! This however, was not something he wanted to do and when Barry tried to get him along the side to start his walk up to the bow - all four legs went out like a flying squirrel. We finally get on the bow and who is standing there to help us off? A great BIG guy who Salty didn't want anything to do with - there was no way he was going to let this guy take him - guess we don't have to worry about Salty going off with just anybody. The guy barely got a hold on him and he squirmed and jumped to the ground spinning and whirling to get out of his reach. With that over, we're all off the boat and when we finally found a hotel room - she said "sorry but we only have a room that is NOT overlooking the Ocean - oh geez, too bad - I said "that will be just fine, I've seen quite enough of the Ocean thank you very much". In making the hotel reservation, I neglected to tell her we had a dog and I was, at this point, quite ready to sneak Salty into the room - any room. Of course we think it's about a 10-story building and the only way to get in is to pass through the lobby - so much for sneaking him in. I put on my best whiny voice and sad face (didn't have to work too hard on them either), went in with Salty and said, "I forgot to tell you something", to which she said, "that's ok, we're pet friendly". Honest to god I could have kissed her! So this is Salty's first hotel room experience and it's not bad actually - very large with a balcony. Barry wolfs down some cocktails (medicinal purposes only) and we head off to "Max & Eddie's" the Italian restaurant we loved so much last year. It was awesome but we were so beat (literally) from the day that we hardly ate dinner and just wanted to get back to the room and pass out. It wasn't until then that Barry realized how badly he was hurt and we decided we would relax the next day (Saturday), rent a car on Sunday and head back home then. Can I rename this section CRUISE DAY "FROM HELL"? So, the next day we lay (very) low, I wear a path from the room to the pool bar and we conclude 

Land-locked Day 22 and Road Warrior Day 23, June 28-29 with not so much of a bang, but more like a fizzle. We had to go to the boat and unload most of the stuff - or at least what I could carry - my back was marginally better, but much better than Barry's. We do arrive home safely in the rented SUV to await the day we will drive back over to "the other side" to pick up the repaired boat and finalize our "Great Bahamas Adventure"… to be continued next week…


Say goodbye to the Bahamas
  


The US Coast Guard - wonderful sight

 


Cruise boat in our way
  


Who you gonna call...
  


Limping over to get hauled out of the water
  


Our saviour!
  


Boat hauler is at the helm now!
  


Poor dry baby   :-(
  


How sad is Salty? Nevermind, how sad is Barry?
  


Is it really as bad as it looks?
  


Looks like we aren't the only ones land-locked
  


Salty's first Hotel balcony
  


What a day this has been
  


OK, I'm ready to go home now